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Salad Goes to America is a project of sorts made by two dumb kids in a token friendship with a lot of time on their hands. It consists of a poor British boy, and the shenanigans he gets into in a completely new and different country. What will he do? Lets read more, shall we?



John is an absolutely bonkers little man. He likes to drink insulin and he lives in the small town of Hoppington, Miami. He was the person who basically characterized Salad, and we love him for it. The rest is history.

Dee is an insane in the membrane little woman. She likes scaring the shit out of herself and eating precisely 10 saltines per day while drinking straight ketchup. She created the voice of Salad, who proceeded to be characterized by Luther himself. She also made this page..

Work in Progress..